Poems
Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer
Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer
Don't do a thing like that
Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat
Don't put your pants in the toaster
Don't ride your bike in the sea
Don't put your teacher in the oven
Never try to swim in a tree
Don't try and sleep in the middle of the road
Don't put your dog down the loo
Don't put your knees in your breakfast
Never put a chicken in your shoe
Never put a pig in the bathtub
Don't put your Granny in the fridge
Don't put your tongue in the vacuum cleaner
Don't throw your teddy off a bridge
Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
Don't do a thing like that
Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!
Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
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Annie McLue
Annie McLue, Annie McLue. She simply would not flush the loo Her parents didn't know what to do The girl refused to flush the loo
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Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer Don't do a thing like that Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat
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If I were a polar bear I'd move to Western-super-Mare
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I'll tell you the story of William Blue Fell in a vat of the stickiest glue The officer said it was someone he knew Very strange brother had William Blue
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