Poems

Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer

Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer
Don't do a thing like that
Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat

Don't put your pants in the toaster
Don't ride your bike in the sea

Don't put your teacher in the oven
Never try to swim in a tree

Don't try and sleep in the middle of the road
Don't put your dog down the loo

Don't put your knees in your breakfast
Never put a chicken in your shoe

Never put a pig in the bathtub
Don't put your Granny in the fridge

Don't put your tongue in the vacuum cleaner
Don't throw your teddy off a bridge

Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
Don't do a thing like that
Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat

Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!

Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer

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Annie McLue

Annie McLue, Annie McLue. She simply would not flush the loo Her parents didn't know what to do The girl refused to flush the loo

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Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer

Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer Don't do a thing like that Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat

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If I were a polar bear

If I were a polar bear I'd move to Western-super-Mare

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William Blue

I'll tell you the story of William Blue Fell in a vat of the stickiest glue The officer said it was someone he knew Very strange brother had William Blue

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