Poems
If I were a polar bear
If I were a polar bear
I'd move to Western-super-Mare
I wouldn't mind if people stared
Or even if they really glared
And shouted out 'Oh call the mayor!
This is a very strange affair
A bear a bear a polar bear
Has moved to Western-super-Mare'
Yes If I where a polar bear
I'd move to Western-super-Mare
I'd walk around with bright green hair
I'd buy a pair of crazy flares
I'd eat a chocolate éclair
I'd shout this is beyond compare
Then I'd build a flying chair
Yeah, Yeah, yeah a flying chair
I'd fly so high into the air
I'd feel so free, so unimpaired
Then I would become the mayor
The mayor the mayor with bright green hair
Yeah, yeah the mayor in crazy flares
The mayor, the mayor the polar mayor
The mayor of Western-super-Mare
Yes, if I was a polar mayor
I move to Western-super-Mare
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Annie McLue
Annie McLue, Annie McLue. She simply would not flush the loo Her parents didn't know what to do The girl refused to flush the loo
read the full poem...Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer
Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer Don't do a thing like that Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat
read the full poem...If I were a polar bear
If I were a polar bear I'd move to Western-super-Mare
read the full poem...William Blue
I'll tell you the story of William Blue Fell in a vat of the stickiest glue The officer said it was someone he knew Very strange brother had William Blue
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