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Annie McLue

Annie McLue, Annie McLue.
She simply would not flush the loo
Her parents didn't know what to do
The girl refused to flush the loo
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Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer

Don't put your cat in a tumble dryer
Don't do a thing like that
Don't put your cat in the tumble dryer
Even if you think it's a fluffy, fluffy hat
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If I were a polar bear

If I were a polar bear
I'd move to Western-super-Mare
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William Blue

I'll tell you the story of William Blue Fell in a vat of the stickiest glue
The officer said it was someone he knew
Very strange brother had William Blue
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